Matthew

imagine that

2005-05-01T20:20:43Z

Your Inner European is French!

Smart and sophisticated.

You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.

three more days

2004-06-20T08:40:38Z

ladies and gentlemen
boys and girls
disneyland proudly presents
our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination
in thousands of sparkling lights
and electrosynthomagnetic musical sounds
the main street electrical parade

bigmantallman @ 2004-06-14T19:15:00

2004-06-15T02:16:17Z

top gun is cool

newspapers

2004-06-14T08:01:26Z

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country, and who are very good at crosswords.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like
their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave
LA to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a
seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
while intoxicated.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country .... or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also
happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they
are Democrats.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
but need the baseball scores.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
grocery store.

bigmantallman @ 2004-06-09T20:36:00

2004-06-10T04:02:28Z

1. Go to www.googlism.com.

2. Enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.

3. Pick the twenty BEST responses, and list them.

4. Bold your favorite of the BEST.

matthew is trying on a hat at the souvenir shop

matthew is a young schizophrenic and aspiring photographer

matthew is missing a piece of his 15th chromosome and that is what has caused his as

matthew is a lot bigger than this material

matthew is their green messiah"

matthew is equally scanty

matthew is now legally free

matthew is behind her

matthew is not the whizzkid breed of programmer

matthew is being able to earn things such as movie time

matthew is available for us and international gigs

matthew is a replica of the 15 th century square

matthew is the only candidate who wants your child to have the choice of a world class
education

matthew is very functional and most people wouldn't even guess that he has these problems in less they spent a lot of time around him

matthew is some very weird guy

matthew is there" 1997

matthew is overwhelmed with butterflies

matthew is still a star in their eyes

matthew is so hot and his voice tops it off

matthew is completely weaned off mechanical ventilation therapy

bigmantallman @ 2004-06-09T16:43:00

2004-06-09T23:44:37Z

talktomehooker: you seem dumber today

gash!

2004-06-09T09:02:35Z

ATTAAAAACK: you have one
ATTAAAAACK: a twat
vivalabree: yes i am aware of that
ATTAAAAACK: sometimes you put things in it
ATTAAAAACK: like change
vivalabree: rarely
ATTAAAAACK: or old candy wrappers
ATTAAAAACK: or tissues to save for later
vivalabree: thats weird
ATTAAAAACK: and when you wash it there is lint that gets trapped in the bottom
ATTAAAAACK: in the seams
ATTAAAAACK: no wait
ATTAAAAACK: that's a pocket
vivalabree: that is a pocket

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-31T16:47:00

2004-05-31T23:47:33Z

check out my jazz playing, 125 dollar making backside.

no really, check it out.

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-29T12:13:00

2004-05-29T19:13:56Z

making out with hunnies last night was so fly.

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-27T02:03:00

2004-05-27T09:03:11Z

ladies and gentlemen,
my man purse:

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-27T01:06:00

2004-05-27T08:07:04Z

the guy from the lost prophets has the same bass as jason rubino.

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-26T16:55:00

2004-05-26T23:55:08Z

last night was asa's showcase and i had a lot of fun seeing people i haven't seen in a really long time. i really miss that place.

tonight is eva's graduation. it's weird to think about. i'm going to take her to disneyland for her graduation present. i'm excited. :-)

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-25T16:46:00

2004-05-25T23:46:14Z

does anyone know where i can get a man purse?

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-25T11:35:00

2004-05-25T18:35:05Z

hay hombres mexicanos en mi patio. ellos estan fijando el pared que estaba quebrada por el conductor borracho. dormia hasta que me despertaron con sus soplos del martillo. yo <3 ellos.

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-25T02:48:00

2004-05-25T09:48:08Z

ATTAAAAACK (2:36:31 AM): i am, and as well as i can remember always have been, convinced that i will live to see the complete systematic destruction of our society
yo im satan (2:37:09 AM): eh
yo im satan (2:37:11 AM): probably not
ATTAAAAACK (2:37:31 AM): well, here's my corroboration to my hunch
ATTAAAAACK (2:38:09 AM): that guy on the internet from the future says that 2014 is a big war wherein everyone fights
ATTAAAAACK (2:38:44 AM): also, the mayans, who have predicted some pretty wacky things that came true, have called 2012 the end of the world
yo im satan (2:38:45 AM): i thought you decided against that guy on the internet from the future?
yo im satan (2:39:10 AM): oh trust the mayans!
ATTAAAAACK (2:39:13 AM): maybe so, maybe so

iamdrawn's greatest hits

2004-05-25T08:49:09Z

do you remember iamdrawn?

i played with them tonight. i'm a little hesitant to say something bad about it, because maybe someone enjoyed it, but i'd be surprised if they did.

it wasn't working, so i decided i was just going to try out some of these ideas i've had about playing out of time over a pulse. i think it has promise, but i'll need to work on it some. tonight it sounded like i was just randomly banging on my drums, so it needs a little more structure to make the technical wizardry apparent. because i'm awesome.

i'm not the right drummer for loud music. i never know what to do when it gets loud because i hate the idea of just laying into my ride cymbal and playing back beats. that's dumb and every pop/hardcore/bullshit drummer does it. i'd like to think there's something interesting that could be done there, but i'm not the one to find it. i'll be fine with mellow music. i do need something to seriously play drums on, because the other thing with jason and jason is a lot of keyboards. balance is needed in my musical life, indeed.

maybe i'll make jason hook me up with him and clint for something. i think that would be fun x 10^60

TRIP!

2004-05-24T06:38:59Z

Jason and I went to San Diego.

We saw UCSD and the Symphony. Both were awesome. If I were a super-student I would go to school there, but I'm not, so chances are slim. Nearby was the Salk Institute, but we didn't get to go inside because we missed the architectural tours. It was cool on the outside too.

The symphony played Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony and Chopin's Piano Concerto No. 1. Incredible.

We got lost around Old Town. Then we got a map and had mediocre Mexican food.

I like the ocean and Ghiradelli ice cream.

Also, eat at Blue Point on 5th and Market if you're ever there and like fish. Get the sea bass.

Also, El Centro is my least favorite town in California. Maybe ever.

bigmantallman @ 2004-05-20T22:45:00

2004-05-21T05:52:33Z

today I couldn't get out of bed for hours and hours and hours because my back has become completely crippled. I called Steven (Who was in his bedrooom) at 4:30 in the morning and said, "Help, I can't move my body." So he came and kept me company until my mom came over later with muscle cream and a hot pad. The cream started to burn my body and my mom said it looked like I had been sunburned, so it got washed off. Then I slept, and then I felt well enough to walk around and watch several hours of History Channel International.

Tomorrow I am going to San Diego with Jason M. and we are going to tour UCSD and see the Symphony perform Chopin's Piano Concerto No. 1 and Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 1. I am super excited, but a bit apprehensive about travelling with my back in the condition that it is. It will be okay, though. I think I have no more to say.

owwwww

2004-05-20T07:24:43Z

does anyone know why my back hurts and I can't stand up straight? Call me if you figure it out.

hey

2004-05-20T05:48:19Z

what's up?

bigmantallman @ 2003-10-22T17:26:00

2003-10-23T00:27:18Z

I don't think I want to post here anymore. Maybe I'll change my mind.

ciao

bigmantallman @ 2003-10-21T21:15:00

2003-10-22T04:16:03Z

whoa whoa whoa. livejournal drama. too fucking much.

bigmantallman @ 2003-10-21T06:16:00

2003-10-21T13:16:40Z

No way will my kids grow up in America. It's the very least I can do.

bigmantallman @ 2003-10-19T22:19:00

2003-10-20T05:20:07Z

oh my god, I'm a livejournal kid again. SHAME!

bigmantallman @ 2003-10-19T21:57:00

2003-10-20T04:58:14Z

november 24th is cancelled.

where o where should we put our christmas tree?

and where should we put our friends?

who don't have homes.

or a remainder of brain cells.